New Song Drunk As A Monkey's Uncle

Drunk as a monkey as uncle

Drunk as a monk, his uncle my monkey knows I’m drunk drunk as a monkeys uncle tell my monkeys aunt and uncle I’m drunk X2 

Sit down and drink with me and I’ll buy you a double

I’ve been drinking so much bubbly I could blow a bubble

Bubble big as the Hubble 

telescope in the sky

I’m liable to bust it with my stubble 

make my mustache …